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Aca presentando nuestra nueva seccion de fotos que capturamos con el lazo de la verdad de utileria que usaba Linda Carter, cuando emulaba a Wonder Woman.
Ella la única capaz de luchar con nazis en Buenos Aires, o de bajar al inframundo a luchar contra el mitico dios griego Hades. Esta vez, se zambullo cual Nazarena en el Acqua-dance para traernos la cantidad de gente que su lazo pudo arrastrar.

Que comience la hora del Juicio del Lazo de la Verdad!
Con Carmencita Barbieri, como comentarista invitada, un lujo!

Caso 1: "El Carlitos Monzon Flogger"


Acolito de Dark Guetto One: No sabemos si Pelusa Monzon, ahora con su evangelizacion y devocion a Dios, tiene tiempo para ver que hacen los hijos que tuvo con su difunto esposo. Obviamente los pasos del padre no siguió, más bien este sueña con ser una Diva Total como la Su, que calzarse los guantes de Box.
Espero que cuando decida platinarse, no lo confundan con un taxi.

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Carmencita Barbieri: Mi papá lo queria mucho a Carlitos, me llevo a verlo al Luna, pero Pelusa me confundio con la Su y me saco de los pelos. Este pibe es un artista, no lo critico, no se puede criticar a un artista.


Caso 2: "Karina `topo´ Jellyfish"

Acolito de Dark Guetto One: En este caso Karina, nos muestra sus dotes de actriz, como si su Web-cam fuese Rozin, Karina nos hace "cara de seria", "cara de mala", "cara de enojada" y "pucherito". Karina se esta preparando para el Live-Action de los Simpsons, donde representara a Juan Topo.

Acolita de Dark Guetto Two: No opina, solo compramos pocas paginas.

Carmencita Barbieri: Karina es una colega, esta incurcionando en la actuacion, recien comienza, yo la contrato para Vedettisima, aunque la Rito es brava, aunque no sea rubia, la va a bajar porque no se banca otro corchito.

Caso 3: "La metroflogger manoteadora"


Acolito de Dark Guetto One: La metroflogger esta, ensaya con la trompita de Winnie. Hace un par de años tenia para practicar con un cierre que tenia un panda, ahora avanzó a la clase de "Sostenerla y Mirarla con Cariño 2".

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Carmencita Barbieri: La foto me recuerda cuando haciamos esas cosas con Porcel, solo eso. No voy a hablar del tema, porque Jorge ademas de estar de gira, era un colega.

Caso 3: "Maria Giunta Jr. Celebrities Face"


Acolito de Dark Guetto One:
Sin duda, estan todos esperando que pase la pubertad para mandarla a Holliwood y reemplace a todas las estrellas de Holliwood con las que tiene similitudes faciales.
Esperemos que no sea solo una cara... con similitudes y haya heredado las cualidades actorales de su madre Maria Giunta.

Acolita de Dark Guetto Two: No nos alcanzó pagar su comentario

Carmencita Barbieri: Yo a la Giunta la respeto y admiro, es una colega y esta nena es como yo, viene de una familia de artistas. ademas compró mi libro XXL, ella va a sacar el suyo tambien, pero no se con cuantas X, alcanzará la tapa? Ana Maria sabe que esto es una humorada.

Caso 3: "Teen Model Super Top"


Acolito de Dark Guetto One:
Emulando a Martina Navratilova, aunque dudamos que compartan la pasion por las almejas asi por el tennis, aqui este chico nos demuestra lo nocivo que es ver publicidades de Mirtha y Susana cuando se les aliza la piel y se dibujan totalmente.
Por cierto, el titulo de su caso, es el que usa en su metro, sin duda encontramos una mina de oro en cuanto a material!

Bitacora de Luxe de Acolita de Dark Guetto Two:

Carmencita Barbieri: La Ritto es nuestra Navratilova, esta muy bien ella en Vedettisima, bueno che, algún chivo tenia que pasar, eso fue lo acordado.


Caso 4: "La Anti-TUTU"


Acolito de Dark Guetto One: Derroche de buen gusto en esta foto de la principal enemiga que tenia nuestra Diosa TUTU antes que la excluyeran cual Diosa Eris, del Olimpo.
Los pantalones 3 tallas menos, y quien sabe cuantos repasadores hay bajo ese finisimo top, si vas a ponerte relleno, que sean con forma de teta al menos, hay mas pliegues de capas que en un bizcocho de hojaldre, obviamente de grasssa, como la que vemos acumulada en esa cocina de diseño italiano.

Acolita de Dark Guetto Two: No escaneamos esa pagina, paguenme chiruxas!

Carmencita Barbieri: Me dan pena y me entristecen mucho los que critican a los artistas, TUTU es una artista y no tiene porque soportar los ataques de esta nueva camada. Hay que respetar a la trayectoria.


Espero que haya gustado, trataremos de ir puliendo seccion a seccion.
Solo fué un chapuzon, ya sacaremos el resto de los atunes que siguen nadando en esas profundidades.

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